Cat Sitting

Damn cat. Spooked itself while in its litter tray. Fled, leaving a trail of crap across the floor. This cat-sitting favour is going badly. Doesn’t matter how cute a cat or kitten can be, the smells and mess and everything is just awful.

Their food smells like vomit,
The cat litter tray,
The times they don’t use the litter tray,
The ever loving cat vomit after food,
Presents you tread on in the morning (URGH!),
Cat hair on everything,
Watching as they lick their butt clean, then immediately come to give you a nice lick.

I am not a cat person.


Satisfy my urges

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